when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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