This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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