marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
My vagina just clenched in fear
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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