It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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