the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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