I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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