ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Church boner. Awkwardddd
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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