So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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