I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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