he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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