Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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