We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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