I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
