awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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