do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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