its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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