i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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