is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Randomize
