His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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