ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
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Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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