Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
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He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
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all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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