i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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