i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
We talked him into tasing himself.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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