Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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