if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
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How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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