Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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