what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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