going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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