Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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