party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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