Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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