i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
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Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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