would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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