Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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