I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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