i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
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Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I just gargled with NyQuil
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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