Farmville is her only friend.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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