She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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