You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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