I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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