i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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