we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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