I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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