So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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