Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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