do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I have aggressive nipples.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
