Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Pants are for mortals
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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