I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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