Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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