Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
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Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
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Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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