I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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