When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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