found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You brought string cheese to the strip club
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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