it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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