Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Drake has all the answers
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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