I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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