Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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