you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
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I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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