So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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