Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
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only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
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