You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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