..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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