Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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